DAE liek le me-me? (Only 90's kids)
Oldphags are either:
1) The one's that put the new fags in their place (this is how I matured when I was a newf)
2) The one's that moderate the site
3) The one's that have the necessary $0.02
4) You're a faggot.
5) I am correct
6) I leave and return when I want.