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    Suck some D in the back alley. That'll get you some money. Or sell drugs like I do.
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    I dunno if you're still awake, kid, but... 16 Year Old Kid is Starving : RandomActsOfPizza

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    yh maybe you should rob a bank and get caught

    You will get food in prison, and your mom has one less mouth to feed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    yh maybe you should rob a bank and get caught
    You will get food in prison, and your mom has one less mouth to feed.
    winwin
    But fucked once out of prison
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    But fucked once out of prison
    And also Butt-Fucked while in prison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarface97 View Post
    And also Butt-Fucked while in prison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Obviously this guy is implying he needs a new handbag. And I agree.
    Me too. I like the term handbag too. "Manpurse" was so last year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarface97 View Post
    Me too. I like the term handbag too. "Manpurse" was so last year.
    "Manbag" ?

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    I don't want to say robbing for anything is stupid (generic statement), but robbing for food is the worst possible idea. The amount of free / wasted food in America is sheer, it's basically impossible to starve if you know where to look. Like that Papa Johns thing, free pizzas just for voting... I know when I worked in Fast Food, they'd always have wasted food that they'd throw away at closing hours (10ish), I'm sure they wouldn't mind giving it away (I would if I was in that position).

    The amount of expired / wasted food, religious/function food, charity food that is out there really makes it a no brainer. (Events, etc) It takes a little effort, but you can basically eat freely if you try. Also, there are deals for food that you can buy LARGE amounts of food in bulk on occasion that might not taste that great, but at least you won't go hungry. Also you're 16, like get a job man, suggestively at fast food.
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    Have sex with 10 fat chicks for a dollar a piece, then you can by some BS food.

    Niggah don't rob anything, it's never justified IMO.



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