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    Unhappy Should I Rob A Store?

    So fucking broke right now. No money but a few pennies (seriously). My mom doesn't get payed till Thursday. No food in the house. Not exaggerating. We have a little bit of bologna, tortillas and one more can of tuna. I just had a cup of soup (the last one) and some tuna & crackers. My friend was bitch and said he would order me a pizza (online. he lives in Ohio) and never did...I'm seriously considering robbing a bank or something. This is miserable...It used to get like this all the time when we were on welfare in Oakland...Good thing I was younger.
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    Ask people for money on the streets ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post
    Ask people for money on the streets ..
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    I used to do this to eat
    Ask for $.50 until you have 2-3 dollars and get a few McDoubles.

    Or I would sneak out of a store with a pack of hotdogs or a box of crackers

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    Sell some CD Keys, and say you need the money to feed yourself; and people will buy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PyrexxHero® View Post


    I used to do this to eat
    Ask for $.50 until you have 2-3 dollars and get a few McDoubles.

    Or I would sneak out of a store with a pack of hotdogs or a box of crackers
    A few McDoubles.. Oh my gawd, you would need more money later.. to go to the hospital


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    Thats sucks man
    Yeah. I'll just go to sleep early. So I'm not fixated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chickeninabiskit View Post
    So fucking broke right now. No money but a few pennies (seriously). My mom doesn't get payed till Thursday. No food in the house. Not exaggerating. We have a little bit of bologna, tortillas and one more can of tuna. I just had a cup of soup (the last one) and some tuna & crackers. My friend was bitch and said he would order me a pizza (online. he lives in Ohio) and never did...I'm seriously considering robbing a bank or something. This is miserable...It used to get like this all the time when we were on welfare in Oakland...Good thing I was younger.
    Go "hang out" at a friend's house...and leach food if you can
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    Go "hang out" at a friend's house...and leach food if you can
    This, leaching is always the bomb
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    reddit.com/r/randomactsofpizza
    Some nice people will buy you pizza for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevenom View Post
    reddit.com/r/randomactsofpizza
    Some nice people will buy you pizza for free.
    Oh my god. And I always thought that everyone on the internet were douche bags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    Oh my god. And I always thought that everyone on the internet were douche bags.
    Whoa now
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