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    Pastor claimed his penis had been anointed with the “Holy Spirit divine semen"

    Pastor claimed his penis had been anointed with the “Holy Spirit divine semen” and raped his faithful | M24 Digital


    Yep, the church is defintley the best place to be.

    Go Atheism go!

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    “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdecir take us to some of the funds back to the church and asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation”.

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    Wow, still a christian no matter what.

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    Wow.....go christian....go?

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    Agnosticism, ACTIVATE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    Agnosticism, ACTIVATE!
    This is completely offtopic but Damn, that avatar is smexy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroTroubles View Post


    This is completely offtopic but Damn, that avatar is smexy
    People keep saying that
    Thanks though

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    What's next? Making holy shit real?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    What's next? Making holy shit real?
    LOL. Holy Anal. The only way the Holy Spirit can cum inside you.
    ... hi


     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheles View Post
    LOL. Holy Anal. The only way the Holy Spirit can cum inside you.
    Dat holy love juice white with purity
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheles View Post


    LOL. Holy Anal. The only way the Holy Spirit can cum inside you.
    Let the spirit flow through you...

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    Wow, just wow. Nothing else to say.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Dat holy love juice white with purity
    Dat holy love juice of purity cleansing the devil within your rectum

    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroTroubles View Post


    Let the spirit flow through you...
    Upwards. that's how you know it's spiritual.
    ... hi


     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheles View Post


    Dat holy love juice of purity cleansing the devil within your rectum



    Upwards. that's how you know it's spiritual.
    Oh gawd .

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    bout it

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