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    Alright, so I texted my friend a few minutes ago. And this is how the conversation went.

    Me: OMG...... aight....... so I went to bed around 5 just woke up....came to eat a ramen, and just as I'm opening the season packet a fucking bee lands on my damn shoulder scared the fucking shit outta me.... lol mother fucker dead now!

    Harry: Fuck you nigga you woke my ass up with that bull...

    Me: Im scared Henry

    Me: Halp me

    Me: yea well I hope you go downstairs and a fucking bee lkands on your shoulder......see how it feels punk ass bitch

    Me: Laugh it off......... > coz im watching you.................

    Me: Beetlejuice

    Me: Beetlejuice

    Me: Beetlejuice

    Me: Hahaa success!

    Me: The bug world no longer thrives on my fear of bees on my shoulder in my own fucking house

    Harry: Nigga

    Harry: 1. Stop calling my ass Henry

    Harry: 2. I tryna sleep fucking text me bull shit again and see what happen

    Harry: Faggot

    Me: Lmfao

    Me: oops

    Me: Oh well sorry Henry

    Me: Shit

    Me: Did it again

    Me: Sorry Harry LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Me: or is it Hairy?

    Me: Lmaooo

    Harry: I sware one day... one muthafucking day when my shit swithes imma beat yo ass

    Harry: you best believe that

    Harryamn nigga crossing the line

    Me: *swear, *motherfucking, *whatthefuckisswithes, *I'm going to, *you're, *nigger, good night twinkle puff

    Harry: Go ahead and bring them Wisconsin niggas... I beat the Cali into them

    Harry: I aint scared what bitch

    Harry: Westside nigga you better calm the fuck down

    Harry: aight thats about it im boutta beat that ass snowflake

    Me: This, this is going on the internetzzz BAHAHAHA

    Me: LMFAO

    Harry: This bitch thinks im playing you finna get fadded nigga

    Me: Looooooooooooolllll

    Me: who you finna try? who you finna try ayyy!!! *SLAP*

    Harry: fuck you nigga you dealing with the wring nigga when you fucking with sleep

    Me: Lmao, dude this is soo funny. If yo ass want to sleep then go the fuck to sleep

    Harry: you aint bout to do shit nigga

    Harry: I aint never gunna let no white niggas run me thats fo sho

    Harry: nigga want that right hook?

    Harry: shiiit go to bed bitch you'll need that

    Harry: goodnight hoe

    Me: lol, shovel

    Harry: Bitch nigga you still fucking the envelope

    Me: nah i fuckin the package

    Me: WOOT WOOT

    Harry: your ass dont know when to end huh???

    Harry: I aight I got you hoe

    Harry: gtfo of here

    Me: Lolzz

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    The funniest text I ever got was when somone text me saying i'm ugly.





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    This is quite old, but by far the funniest text I've received. Silly girl got the wrong number, and this Jeff guy just lost one of his hoes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    This is quite old, but by far the funniest text I've received. Silly girl got the wrong number, and this Jeff guy just lost one of his hoes.

    LOL thats great........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Romney View Post
    LOL thats great........
    Didn't mean to thread hi-jack. Just your conversation was extremely long and full of (slang) words I don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post


    Didn't mean to thread hi-jack. Just your conversation was extremely long and full of (slang) words I don't know.
    Yea, sorry about it being so long. You really don't know these words? must not have black friends lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Romney View Post
    Yea, sorry about it being so long. You really don't know these words? must not have black friends lol
    I'm from Bronx, NY. Ton's of black people here. And I do know everything you said, I just tried to ignore it. I think it's stupid IMO, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romney View Post
    Alright, so I texted my friend a few minutes ago. And this is how the conversation went.

    Me: OMG...... aight....... so I went to bed around 5 just woke up....came to eat a ramen, and just as I'm opening the season packet a fucking bee lands on my damn shoulder scared the fucking shit outta me.... lol mother fucker dead now!

    Harry: Fuck you nigga you woke my ass up with that bull...

    Me: Im scared Henry

    Me: Halp me

    Me: yea well I hope you go downstairs and a fucking bee lkands on your shoulder......see how it feels punk ass bitch

    Me: Laugh it off......... > coz im watching you.................

    Me: Beetlejuice

    Me: Beetlejuice

    Me: Beetlejuice

    Me: Hahaa success!

    Me: The bug world no longer thrives on my fear of bees on my shoulder in my own fucking house

    Harry: Nigga

    Harry: 1. Stop calling my ass Henry

    Harry: 2. I tryna sleep fucking text me bull shit again and see what happen

    Harry: Faggot

    Me: Lmfao

    Me: oops

    Me: Oh well sorry Henry

    Me: Shit

    Me: Did it again

    Me: Sorry Harry LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Me: or is it Hairy?

    Me: Lmaooo

    Harry: I sware one day... one muthafucking day when my shit swithes imma beat yo ass

    Harry: you best believe that

    Harryamn nigga crossing the line

    Me: *swear, *motherfucking, *whatthefuckisswithes, *I'm going to, *you're, *nigger, good night twinkle puff

    Harry: Go ahead and bring them Wisconsin niggas... I beat the Cali into them

    Harry: I aint scared what bitch

    Harry: Westside nigga you better calm the fuck down

    Harry: aight thats about it im boutta beat that ass snowflake

    Me: This, this is going on the internetzzz BAHAHAHA

    Me: LMFAO

    Harry: This bitch thinks im playing you finna get fadded nigga

    Me: Looooooooooooolllll

    Me: who you finna try? who you finna try ayyy!!! *SLAP*

    Harry: fuck you nigga you dealing with the wring nigga when you fucking with sleep

    Me: Lmao, dude this is soo funny. If yo ass want to sleep then go the fuck to sleep

    Harry: you aint bout to do shit nigga

    Harry: I aint never gunna let no white niggas run me thats fo sho

    Harry: nigga want that right hook?

    Harry: shiiit go to bed bitch you'll need that

    Harry: goodnight hoe

    Me: lol, shovel

    Harry: Bitch nigga you still fucking the envelope

    Me: nah i fuckin the package

    Me: WOOT WOOT

    Harry: your ass dont know when to end huh???

    Harry: I aight I got you hoe

    Harry: gtfo of here

    Me: Lolzz

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