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    Quote Originally Posted by joshcarr2006 View Post
    I'm 21 I r has goodz grammar but itz th3 ********* I r talk hows i lik3. ID is old as hell I was 15 when I got it.

    Younger version of Eminem.

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    Stolen $40 from the church. 7 or 8 years I think
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by joshcarr2006 View Post
    What? I just don't like church wast of time.
    I can tell, I'm asking that you don't affiliate yourself with other anti-religious organziations
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Mah mums friend asked me to install windows on her new computer so i picked the PC up and noticed it had a brand new SSD in it so i took out the SSD and acted like the PC never had a SSD. Free $150 basicallly.

    I know right, i'm a rebel/boss and a badass and i get all the chicks. @Mc565 can vouch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis View Post
    Mah mums friend asked me to install windows on her new computer so i picked the PC up and noticed it had a brand new SSD in it so i took out the SSD and acted like the PC never had a SSD. Free $150 basicallly.

    I know right, i'm a rebel/boss and a badass and i get all the chicks. @Mc565 can vouch
    i called the police

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    I also pissed in my bed and blamed my brother. Heh.

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    hahah most of the shit you put up here was funny as hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    If anti-religious, please don't include yourself among atheists, agnostics, and the alikes
    Why not? ._.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevenom View Post
    Why not? ._.
    Makes us look bad
    Plus a majority aren't like that
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshcarr2006 View Post
    When I was 11 I went door to door asking for money for charity my friend had cancer and needed 10k$ for his test and shit (didn't have a friend with cancer). Made about 3k$ doing this and used the money to get high and drunk.

    When I was 5 and my brother was 4 I told him if he wiped his ass he would die he didn't wipe for two years.


    When I was 18 I told a girl I wanted to marry her and I loved her more then anything in the world and wanted to be a dad to her kid just so I could go to her house so I didn't have to go to church.


    I hate my other brother so when me and my friend would get high we would go in the house and piss on him why he was a sleep.

    When I was 9 I pissed the bed so I picked my brother up and put him in my bed so my mom thought he did it.


    I once took 500$ from a church because I found the key out in the parking lot and I would eat there food and hang out with my friends on the week days in the church.

    I was playing football with my brother and he stopped and just stood there I knew why he stopped he had to shit so I run and pushed him down and he shit him self.

    My ex worked at fast food and I found out she cheated on me so I went to her work to brake up with her she asked if I wanted anything to eat so she got me and my brother a lot of food for free when she came out with the food and sat it down I told her it was over and ate the food and she went back to taking orders crying. We got back to together a few times after this and I would always brake up with her like that.


    I once rusty fish hooked my ex she started crying and throwing up. I thought it was funny as hell but she left me right after.

    When I would go out to clubs I would put a dip in when girls asked if I wanted to make out I would say okay and spit my dip spit and dip in there mouth.
    Fucking pissed myself laughing through every sentence, thank-you for making my day.

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    I gave porn to pretty much my whole class in Year 7 (when i was 12) and got suspended. parents got called and it was not good having to tell them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velocity View Post
    I gave porn to pretty much my whole class in Year 7 (when i was 12) and got suspended. parents got called and it was not good having to tell them...
    When I was like 6 my mom had to come get me from school because I pissed all over a kid. He wouldn't get out of my way so I could piss
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    Fucking pissed myself laughing through every sentence, thank-you for making my day.
    And thats why I use to act like that it was fun and funny to me to fuck with people.

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    hahah most of the shit you put up here was funny as hell.
    I like to think so too.

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    I also pissed in my bed and blamed my brother. Heh.
    lol

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