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    Talking The Mexican Border

    Mexican is at border
    A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

    The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

    The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".

    The Mexican man of course agrees.

    The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

    The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

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    lmao

    old but still funny

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    haha

    i know right ahahah

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