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    Succesfull Theist Trolling

    Got some quite succesfull Theist trolling (as in wasting their time) here.

    ZeroTroubles 3 weken geleden
    God doesn't exist.

    TheEliminator1992 3 weken geleden
    Prove it.
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    ZeroTroubles 3 weken geleden
    Prove he exists. Why would I have to prove the non-existence of something which has no proof of existing in the first place?
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    TheEliminator1992 3 weken geleden
    Deze reactie heeft te veel negatieve stemmen gehad
    Why don't you prove me that he doesn't exist? Its almost the same way around: How is it that the cosmos and intergalactic forces in all of the universe are mathematically and perfectly aranged in way that no human being can even see, touch or feel? How is it that humans are the only species in this planet, probably in the whole universe, that are capable of having self-conciousness, have the ability to reason at an unbelievable boundary? What, that we're just a freak event of nature?
    Beantwoorden · in reactie op ZeroTroubles

    ZeroTroubles 3 weken geleden
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    Explain to me. Why do I need to proof the non-existence of something that doesn't exist? There is not even a slight evidence of this 'God'.you're talking about. Why would you defend something that isn't there, that doesn't even exist? Proof his existence. Youmre the one worshippin something that has no proof of existing. You're the one wasting your time. Not me, so I shall not have to proof the nonexistance of him, you shall proof the existance.
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    TheEliminator1992 3 weken geleden
    Deze reactie heeft te veel negatieve stemmen gehad
    And what makes you think that all of these events are a freak event of nature? What unintelligent event sparked the remarkable design of the universe? If nobody/nothing created us, why is everything else so perfect? Aren't we smart enough to know everything the universe holds, which also includes mappping each and every single star in our galaxy?
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    ZeroTroubles 3 weken geleden
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    You're going off-topic right now. You're saying stuff about how the world is perfect and that it can't happen without a God. Give me proof of his existance.
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    TheEliminator1992 2 weken geleden
    I noticed that you haven't answered back to any of the questions I asked. Is there a reason for that? Have you no proof that he does not exist?
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    ZeroTroubles 2 weken geleden
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    Nono, I don't have to answer those questions, since you're claiming it exists. But, since it doesn't, why would I have to answer those questions?. Answer me first.
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    TheEliminator1992 2 weken geleden
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    Its called Evidence of Absence. Its evidence of any kind that suggests something is missing or that it does not exist. So c'mon? Where's your evidence that he doesn't exist?
    How is it even possible for you to believe that a god doesn't exist if you can't even prove it yourself with any evidence?
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    ZeroTroubles 1 week geleden
    That's where you went wrong.
    I don't BELIEVE that God doesn't exist.
    I KNOW he doesn't exist.
    What even doesn't exist? because there is nothing
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    TheEliminator1992 1 week geleden
    Prove it, if you KNOW! If you know, there has to be proof of his non-existance! That's were you're wrong.
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    ZeroTroubles 1 week geleden
    Are you completely ignorant?
    WHY should I proof the non-existance of something that DOES NOT EXIST? As long as you have no proof of it existing; there's no NEED to proof the Non-Existance
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    Well done. I myself have done this and they have responded that I can't prove he doesn't exist. As Ricky Gervais says "I can't walk up to someone on the street and say 'Prove I can't fly!'. Fuck that prove you can.".
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    So what's the ending?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    So what's the ending?
    That's when he ragequit

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    Stopped reading when he said that we are only species in the universe to have self-consciousness. That kind of stupid is not worth wasting time on.

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    You guys should go on the religion section of yahoo answers

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    Good job telling him the truth.
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