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    i fucked

    up my shoulder. so i was fighting this guy. it all started
    one saturday morning about two months ago. we were
    all hung over and shit at my friends garage. and sickweed(the guy i fought)
    came over and called us pussies and shit. he told us he
    drinks beer during breakfast and shit. so my friend beck
    grabs a bottle from behind him full of piss. and hands it to
    him and says. here then fat ass. drink. and he chugs that shit.
    without knowing it was piss, he takes three fat ass chugs.
    we all started laughing. and he goes, this tasted like water
    what the fuck did you guys do to it. and were all cracking up.
    so my friend trevor tells him it was piss. he leaves all
    pissed off and shit. the next monday at school, while hes
    talking to some chick. i scream, FUCKING PISS DRINKER! and
    he gets all ass hurt. and everyone laughs at him. so everyone
    calls him pissweed now. instead of sickweed. so when i
    was at my locker. he makes a scene today. fucking six weeks
    later. talking shit. he pushes me acting like a tough guy.
    and ive had enough of his shit. and i push him back and tell
    him to get off of me. and he throws a punch but misses. so
    i punch him in his fucking stomach. he looses his breath and
    gets on his knees coughing up for breath. everyone runs there. and i
    turn around to my locker. he gets up and checks me in the back of my head.
    ill admit he got me dizzy because i got caught off guard. so
    i turn around and hes still punching me. so i like push him
    off again. and he looks confused. so i check him in the face like three times. his fatass fell to the ground fucking hard. and he was still talking
    shit. and i have an anger problem. so i just grabbed him from
    behind his head and just punch him in the face. im not kidding you
    my should got dislocated like three times. finally my teacher
    came and pulled me off. i got kicked off the football team. and kicked
    out of school. but i still have to go to finish finals. how fucking gay is that
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    video or pics?

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    pissweed now. instead of sickweed.

    lol... whats check

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    like punch. but fucking hard punch.
    and i think theres a video. not sure.
    i was too busy massaging my shoulder.
    lol
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    So we cant mess with u on the internet or in un-cyberly xD...

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    lol i enjoyed reading this

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    me 2 ^^ i love your story mind...git suuuum xD
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    You remind me of imsohooooood and a few other people in here looking for attention.

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    you can suck my cock
    and swallow my cum
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    lol the sadist lied about a bunch of racist things... and i second the him-cock-mouth thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by mindforce View Post
    you can suck my cock
    and swallow my cum
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    lol the sadist lied about a bunch of racist things... and i second the him-cock-mouth thing
    I think I'll pass on both of you. And even if I wanted to suck cock, both of yours are too small to be sucked on.

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    Lol @ 'FUCKING PISS DRINKER.'

    PS sucks 4 u but just being honest, it's all of your fault and I think what you did what was stupid. Just being honest.
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    i doubt this bullshit dat you posted...... nice fairytale
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    you muslim fuck
    who the fuck threw you a dick?
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