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    The Bible Is Awesome

    Pretty much knew all of this stuff. Thought I'd share though. No comment because I wouldn't want to stir up any arguments :
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    Quote Originally Posted by chickeninabiskit View Post
    Pretty much knew all of this stuff. Thought I'd share though. No comment because I wouldn't want to stir up any arguments :
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    The Thinking Atheist - Bible Contradictions
    The Thinking Atheist - Bible Atrocities

    Enjoy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Damn bible id burn It.

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    I was looking for something like this. Gracias.

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    Fake Bible.it only reading your mind
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    Never read a Bible.
    PM Me | VM Me | Rules

    MARGHERITA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evile bible home page View Post
    The so called “God” of the Bible makes Osama Bin Laden look like a Boy Scout.
    lmfao it is only a book

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    I was looking for something like this. Gracias.
    Anytime brother
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Back when I was a kid, I had to read the bible COVER TO COVER.
    Bible Book Review: 0/10 Would not read again.
    Seriously, it is filled with some dumb shit. Such as:
    You can't have a bowl haircut: Leviticus 19:27
    You can't play football: Leviticus 11:8
    Can't get tattoos: Leviticus 19:28
    Can't wear polyester clothes: Leviticus 19:19
    If your dick gets cut off, you can't go to church: Deuternomy 23:1
    You can't wear gold ever: Timothy 2:9
    If while defending your life, your wife accidentally grabs the genitals of your attacker, you must cut off her hand. I'm serious, there is an entire section dedicated to that completely random occurrence: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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