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    Me using pokemon to ask out random girls.

    Heres a little story for you.

    I've was sat in my friends house, I was watching "maxmoefoe" on his Internet TV, and drinking a cool beer. My friend turned and said to me, "Think you could ask out a girl using as many words from pokemon as you can". I said "Sure, Why not! How hard can it be". The following day this girl was sitting in the Cafe, She had huge tits and looked like a anime character, I went up to her and sat down on her table, She looked a me quite weirdly, I guess she wasn't used to seeing a Skinny man with a t-shirt which says "DON'T WORRY I'M FROM THE INTERNET". Then, I said:

    "Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!". She then slapped me in the face and walked away, hideing the embarrassment I tried on another woman, She was sitting on a park bench, reading a news paper. I went upto her and said:

    "When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!".

    She looked at my funny then said:

    "If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!"

    Startled by this response I quickly said:

    "Let's make RegiLove!"

    The girl smiled, we continued to pass these Pick-Up lines between us for a hour, maybe even two. At the end she handed me a piece of paper with her Steam ID written down.

    Also, She was Asian.


    THE ENDING: She never added me.

    https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197997725826/
    Last edited by Wigleg; 02-12-2013 at 11:11 AM.

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    steam ID or fake.







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    well is that something to be proud of?
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    Lol, man, I see why i cant get staff, cause people still hate me for no reason like you, Always rude to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    well is that something to be proud of?
    Picking up a female from pokemon pick up lines. Yea he should be proud,

    Post steam id or fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    well is that something to be proud of?
    Yes it is.
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    Proof or didnt happen

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    You're full of shit, kid. Try harder.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Steam ID or I will cut off your cocaine supply Charlie Sheen.
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    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
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    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    First encounter with the chick, minus the tits seems legit.
    Rest is most likely BS.



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    Why the fuck would I post the Steam ID.

    Fucks like @Killian will fuck that bitch up.

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    This story made my day. NOW HAVE A SEXY TIME WITH HER

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    GG lmao stop making up shit kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    First encounter with the chick, minus the tits seems legit.
    Rest is most likely BS.
    DAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM





    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake19 View Post
    "0.0 hrs past 2 weeks" "Last Online: 189 days ago"
    GG lmao stop making up shit kid.
    Oh okay :C

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    Im gonna try this to! Getting boobies because of pokemon? .

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