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    oh shits, obama joined Arun, XD

    wtf happened while i was gone.....

    O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathScourge View Post
    oh shits, obama joined Arun, XD

    wtf happened while i was gone.....

    O.o
    The usual. Daves real dad raped him again

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    Awh man.. he can't walk for days now

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    Quote Originally Posted by donh7 View Post
    Start with:

    Hi,

    I'm Dave.
    And then use a bunch of statistics. Also use big words and talk in a monotone. Also, don't listen to people like me.
    Sexy sig ujelly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshua2222 View Post
    YEAH IM UR DADDY BITCH. IM UR DADDY. YOUR PART NIGGER BUT UR DICK IS STILL SMALL. FACE IT. BANNING ME WONT CHANGE THE FACT THAT I LEFT YOU>
    "DADDY WHERE'IST THOU, WHY U LEAVE ME

    I POOR NIGGER BABY WITH NO PENIS AND I WANNA SUCK UR DICK" QFT FROM OBAMA





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    DADDY WHERE'IST THOU, WHY U LEAVE ME. I POOR NIGGER BABY WITH NO PENIS AND I WANNA SUCK UR DICK
    That would get their attention lol.
    Sexy sig ujelly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    "DADDY WHERE'IST THOU, WHY U LEAVE ME

    I POOR NIGGER BABY WITH NO PENIS AND I WANNA SUCK UR DICK" QFT FROM OBAMA
    HAI IM DAVE, I SAD MY PENIS SMALL BECAUSE MY DAD SUCKED IT SO MUCH IT SHRIVELLED UP. PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME IN GYM CLASS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshua2222 View Post
    HAI IM DAVE, I SAD MY PENIS SMALL BECAUSE MY DAD SUCKED IT SO MUCH IT SHRIVELLED UP. PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME IN GYM CLASS.
    CS! BRAND AS CS!
    Sexy sig ujelly?

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    go naked..... that'll draw sm attention any maybe freak out sm people...lol
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    steal obama's attention getter.

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    Start by asking "What did the duck say to the oyster?" "No Soap, Radio."
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    Start by asking "What did the duck say to the oyster?" "No Soap, Radio."
    what the fuck?





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    HEY FUCKERS LISTEN UP.


    I think that will get some attention.

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    Mmm, maybe something about how this site has helped you as far as interacting with people from various demographic groups and blah blah..(continue BS here)..ummm, how its prepared you for "real-world" situations by improving project management skills (especially difficult in an asynchronous enviroment), etc.. You know that bs the instructors like to hear.
    Last edited by blueduece2; 06-13-2009 at 02:10 PM. Reason: gr.haha

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    How about: "Please, Please .. I beg you.. Im trying to tell something"

    If that doesn't work: "Hey people I got a PlayBoy for the males and a PlayGirl for the girls if you shut the fuck up"

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