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    I NEED AN ATTENTION GETTER

    I NEED ONE FOR MY SPEECH, I CANT THINK OF ONE





    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


    "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you lose.” - Dave84311

    HAD VIRTUAL DETOX

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    For school?

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    *screaming*

    ATTENTION! ATTENTION! DAVE WANTS TO START HIS SPEECH...

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    Telling us what the speech is about would help. Ofc something random would get their attention but at the expense of your grade?? It should be something connected to your main subject.

    Im not sure how strict your teacher is.

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    Hello my name is Dave some of you may know me as Dave84311. I have been going to school here for a long time now and I really enjoyed my stay here. It makes me sad know that I will not get to see some of you ever again. But there where some fun times here. Like the time I pissed in your gas tank for giving me a B- and the time I killed the test cat. But any ways I will miss you all NOT!!!! fuck you all I'm out. O and go to www.MPGH.net for the best hacks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joshcarr20061.0 View Post
    Just pull out your dick that will get there attention.
    Theyll be like OMG 2 inches

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    Just kill your teacher... no teacher = no speech...

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    ha ha lolz @ Obama.

    What does the attention getter exactly do?
    Sexy sig ujelly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpe View Post
    ha ha lolz @ Obama.

    What does the attention getter exactly do?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA /QUOTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    what about I have A dream or Its time for a change uh i mean Speech
    “Those who control the past, control the future: who controls the present controls the past” ~ George Orwell

    Its me, Dreamgun

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    FUCK YOU FAIL NIGGER, SUCK YOUR DADS DICK

    IT IS A "I AM SPEECH"





    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


    "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you lose.” - Dave84311

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    I NEED ONE FOR MY SPEECH, I CANT THINK OF ONE
    start it off with arun's banned

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    O like an attention-getting line at the begining of the speech that gets everyone to pay attention?
    Sexy sig ujelly?

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    Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me
    Oooh, I've gotta turtle-head pokin' out...
    Or try one of these:
    * Challenging the Audience
    * Sharing Personal, Humorous, or Professional Anecdotes
    * Asking a Rhetorical Question
    * Providing a Relevant Quotation
    * Relating to the Audience
    * Highlighting Benefits to the Audience
    * Using the “Truths as I Know Them” Method
    * Referring to the Subject of the Speech, Occasion, or Problem
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Start with:

    Hi,

    I'm Dave.

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