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    thanks to chuck slender man got his face back

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    Damn because of Chuck Norris there wont be no more slender games, Slender is Dead

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    When Chuck Norris players Slender Man, Slender Man dies with only eye contact with chuck norris. The End

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    Part 2: Revenge of the Slender Man.
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    Is it safe to talk about Chuck Norris?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paralyze. View Post
    Part 2: Revenge of the Slender Man.
    Result: Slender Man apologize to Chuck norris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rational View Post
    Result: Slender Man apologize to Chuck norris
    And Chuck Norris doesn't accept the apologies and kicks his face off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paralyze. View Post


    And Chuck Norris doesn't accept the apologies and kicks his face off.
    Fun Fact: Slenderman used to have a face. But he pissed off Chuck Norris. Chuck then roundhouse kicked his face right off his skull.
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
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    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    Who the fuck finds Chuck Norris jokes funny?
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