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    Quote Originally Posted by Woods View Post
    The only tips I can tell you is stalk her, find out SOME things she likes so it still remains natural, talk about stuff, progress from one topic to the next. This shit comes from experience. Don't stare at her tits. Don't constantly flatter her with sweet talk, be honest.
    just a few there.
    Not obvious stalking, otherwise she'll say
    "freak" and leave. pretty much it.

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    Be normal, don't get nervous, there's nothing to be nervous about, you're both regular people.
    Just continue to talk, and change topics and stuff, let her talk and listen to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainMoon View Post
    Well back when i was in 3rd grade. I used to flirt with some mexican girl who was in the 5th grade. The Moment when i said "I'm so hard". She just scream and ran away and then got later hit by a car... FOR REAL, SHE REALLY GOT A HIT A CAR. SHE HAD TO HAVE 2 SCREWS ON HER ARM AND LEG. My parents almost got sued... Im am such a bad person
    3rd graders know how to say "Im so hard"? WTF
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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    You're not amazing at talking to girls. You're probably a cunt douchenozzle who talk shit about people and do stupid shit to make girls laugh.
    At least they dont look at me and laugh



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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    You're not amazing at talking to girls. You're probably a cunt douchenozzle who talk shit about people and do stupid shit to make girls laugh.
    Always refreshing to read the posts of somebody being an asshole just like myself. Enjoyed that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Always refreshing to read the posts of somebody being an asshole just like myself. Enjoyed that one.
    I think my comeback was good



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    show her your butt, you're captain moon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post


    At least they dont look at me and laugh
    What does that have to do with you being a prick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post


    I think my comeback was good
    You could have been more of an asshole about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    You're not amazing at talking to girls. You're probably a cunt douchenozzle who talk shit about people and do stupid shit to make girls laugh.
    There's countless people like those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hennessey` View Post


    Not obvious stalking, otherwise she'll say
    "freak" and leave. pretty much it.
    Yeah what Hennneeneneesy said, make it casual, stumble upon topics or find things you guys both like, make sure you listne to her more than you talk about yourself because then she'll end up bored and lose interest in the convo.
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