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    LandOverBaptist.net - My new favorite troll site

    My fucking god... I've been exposed to a lot of crap on the internet, but this one takes the cake.
    Arguewitheveryone.com doesn't even come close with the amount of bull shit on this site. It's filled with rednecks and hillbillies. I think Dave would fit in perfectly.

    Some funny threads:

    Christians trying to force a woman to marry her rapist: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

    Christian pissed because his wife replaced him for a shower head:
    Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

    Christian telling others to not marry Japanese women (Funny & true article):
    Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

    Christian claiming having an erection in public is illegal:
    Look out for Erections! and report them to the police! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

    Christian wants to know at what age he should stop spanking his daughters. Funny thing is, he seems to get some sexual arousal in doing so and the other members also take part in the sexual stimulation:
    https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18029

    Quote from one of the threads:
    "If Jesus had had kids I suppose he would have used a wooden paddle or a switch or maybe palm boughs. Being a carpenter I bet he had strong hands and arms. Jesus would have spanked extra hard. DO you think I should be spanked the ways Jesus would have spanked his kids, if he had had kids?"

    Hmm, obviously a closet fag...

    Another quote:
    "Through Jesus, all things are possible. But first we'd like to hear the details of the papist horrors unleashed on your nubile young body. Did they defile you with a crucifix? Get you drunk on the cheap dago wine they pass off as Christ's actual blood? How many mary worshiping pervert "fathers" used you as their party ewe? Please don't spare us the details."

    How the fuck would the details of how a guy got sodomized have anything to do with getting "saved" from god? This pastor is obviously another closet fag.
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    LMfao.

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    Yeah it is right. OMG i hate it when people be violant just because of their relegion
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    "Whore, you'll burn in Hell for all eternity - unless you marry your rapist"??

    Or should I go for a more subtle approach??

    LOL epic

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    that site must be a troll site, as hyperion says so..
    if not... i mean really? are these fuckheads this stupid?

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    these nikkahs are fucked up

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    No doubt.

    These fuckers will believe anything.
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    Yeah thats why i plan on going to one of the baptist churches and fucking raping the hottest girl in there and that bitch is gonna have to marry me or she will burn in "hell"

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    What is this 'hell' of which you speak of?

    :O
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    The fiery land the land hotter then the sun the land when "Satan" rapes you anally and the land you enjoy to suck on satins hairy cocks

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    Wait, wait.
    Cocks?

    As in plural?

    He has more than one?
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    Yeah I knew about landover for a long time, it's so obvious that even Poe's Law isn't necessary;
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    Talk about an ignorant forum.

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