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    WHY!!!? :(

    Why can't i grow facial hair!!

    all i can really grow is a lame mustach and a Goatee but i want a 5 oclock shadow!! :'(


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    Eww.. 5 o' clock shadow. Grow a full beard like a man. Smear the blood of your slain enemies upon your face, it promotes facial hair growth.
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    my form now vivid,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarface97 View Post
    Eww.. 5 o' clock shadow. Grow a full beard like a man. Smear the blood of your slain enemies upon your face, it promotes facial hair growth.
    Does my GF period blood count

    JK that was fukn gross.. i will never saying anything like that ever again


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post


    Does my GF period blood count

    JK that was fukn gross.. i will never saying anything like that ever again
    Only if it comes from a slaughtered unborn fetus.
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    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarface97 View Post
    Only if it comes from an slaughtered unborn fetus.
    i have no idea how you made it worse.. but you did

    brava...


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post
    Why can't i grow facial hair!!

    all i can really grow is a lame mustach and a Goatee but i want a 5 oclock shadow!! :'(

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    I'm growing my goatee right now i have some hair there :3

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    Its ok, im asian. i have no hair on my arms, rarely any on my legs, and no facial hair/chest hair q.q
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux's Slave [URL=https://www.mpgh.net/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1
    #1[/URL]7563778]Its ok, im asian. i have no hair on my arms, rarely any on my legs, and no facial hair/chest hair q.q
    All of it goes down to your penis.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux's Slave #1 View Post
    Its ok, im asian. i have no hair on my arms, rarely any on my legs, and no facial hair/chest hair q.q
    All of it goes down to your penis.
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post


    All of it goes down to your penis.


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    All of it goes down to your penis.
    dammmmmmmmmmmmm right.
    one day i had the weird idea of conditioning it until it was silk smooth and fall straight down...so it would part like curtains...
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
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