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    Quote Originally Posted by youtro View Post
    So Stephen hawking walks in to a bar..



    An Irishman walks out of a bar.

    Other than that all the good ones are not school appropriate :/

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    So Jesus walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water."
    Leaves the bar wasted,


    A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
    The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
    He says, "I was talking to the duck."


    A guy walks in......ok, he did not walk in, he was already there. One guy says, "I slept with my wife before we were married, did you?". The other guy says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by youtro View Post
    So Stephen hawking walks in to a bar..



    Wow that's mean LOL


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    A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve food here."

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    skane walked into the bar but got stuck in the door post







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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    skane walked into the bar but got stuck in the door post



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    Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.

    Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.

    The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps

    After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs."

    A man lives in a twelve story building. Every day he takes the elevator to the ground floor, then goes to work. When he gets back, he takes the elevator to the eighth floor then takes the stairs the last 4 floors to his room. Why doesn't he take the elevator all the way? He is a midget.

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