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    Jokes

    post some funny jokes here. need some for school.

    ex: "So a guy walks into a bar.... etcc...."

    make them SCHOOL appropriate plis.




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    So 4 frogs go to a bar and the bartender
    ask the first frog his name. the frog
    answers Luke. How's your day been? the
    bartender ask. he replies good I've been
    in and out of puddles
    he asks the same to the second frog
    the same questions. he replies luey and good in
    and out of puddles
    He looks at the last one and says is your name Louis?
    It replies no, puddles

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    A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."














    What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a
    rectal thermometer?

    The taste.

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    NIGGAS SCHOOL APPROPRIATE




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    baby is your dad a terrorist cuz u da bawmb

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshcarr2006 View Post
    A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."














    What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a
    rectal thermometer?

    The taste.
    yo i saw a exact video on this on youtube before 2 years i forogot its link tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtual Void View Post
    baby is your dad a terrorist cuz u da bawmb
    thats a pick up line.. not a joke..


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post


    thats a pick up line.. not a joke..
    It could be so bad the girl thinks it's a joke

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    lol !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtual Void View Post


    It could be so bad the girl thinks it's a joke
    what you just said doesn't even make any sense.




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    So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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    ​You mean school appropriate as in next to the teacher, or school appropriate as in your fucking around with your friends at lunch? Big difference.
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    So Stephen hawking walks in to a bar..






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