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    Here I'm...

    ...broken hearted, came to shit, only farted.

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    Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rileyjstrickland View Post
    It's actually said like this:

    Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted.
    Lol thanks for the translation

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    Quote Originally Posted by rileyjstrickland View Post
    It's actually said like this:

    Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted.
    Belive me, I like my way.

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    Here's two for you:

    Donald Duck did a muck on the kitchen floor, Mrs Duck wiped it up, so Donald did some more!

    Carama custard, green snot pie, all mixed up with a dead dogs eye, get a piece of bread and spread it on thick, and swill it all down with a cup of cold sick!

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    The full poem goes like this:

    Here I sit, broken hearted
    Tried to shit, but only farted
    Back at my desk, I take a chance
    Tried to fart, but shit my pants
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. PoopFace View Post
    why you making useless threads
    Just the same way you're making useless comments.


    Quote Originally Posted by Terell. View Post
    Stop with these stupid threads/ general's feed is just filled with shit.
    Oh, I'm sorry, I'll try to give a fuck about you next time.

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