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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartview View Post
    You wanna hear a joke huh?
     
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    I take it someone took my joke too seriously.
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    thought this was pretty funny


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    Some anti jokes for you

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    The Holocaust.

    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
    Because he was hit by a bus.

    Whats green and has wheels?
    Grass, I lied about the wheels.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    To.
    To who?
    To whom.

    Why was six afraid of seven?
    It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
    Oh hai der.

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    You
    You who?
    Hello
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    Quote Originally Posted by chickeninabiskit View Post
    I take it someone took my joke too seriously.
    Jokes are serious business. Some people even rely on them for a living.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    Some anti jokes for you

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    The Holocaust.

    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
    Because he was hit by a bus.

    Whats green and has wheels?
    Grass, I lied about the wheels.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    To.
    To who?
    To whom.

    Why was six afraid of seven?
    It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
    Lol so fucked up but so funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post
    thought this was pretty funny


    Reminds me of popeyes lool.


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    How do you get Pikachu on a plane?

    Poke-m-on.

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    This is a good one, not mine but still a good one.
    What's black on top and white on the bottom?
    Rape
    What's white on top and black on the bottom?
    Society.

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    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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    Heres a runescape joke that can get pretty much anyone banned. I lolled when I saw this on the internet.
    Guy 1:Knock knock
    Guy 2:Who's there?
    Guy 1:John
    Guy 2:John who?
    Guy 1:Reported for asking personal details.
    lmfao

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    Here's some good ones, bolded my personal favorites:

    - What do redheads miss most about a great party? The invitation.

    - How many gingers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer to sit in the dark.

    - Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

    - A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

    - What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

    - How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

    - Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms......... Knock knock. Whos there? Not Sally.

    - How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

    - If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

    - Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

    - What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

    - A seal walks into a club.

    - What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

    - Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

    - What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

    - The WNBA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister. View Post
    This is a good one, not mine but still a good one.
    What's black on top and white on the bottom?
    Rape
    What's white on top and black on the bottom?
    Society.
    Not bad, not bad


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister. View Post
    This is a good one, not mine but still a good one.
    What's black on top and white on the bottom?
    Rape
    What's white on top and black on the bottom?
    Society.
    ​Ahh some tasteful racism.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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