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    Red face You Guys Wanna Hear a Joke? [MPGH Joke Thread]

    It's time for another joke thread. No rules except for those that apply to the section ofc. If you've already heard someone's joke, then great. No need to let everyone know. . If you don't know to use the BB code for spoilers, you just type [S.POILER=Spoiler button text goes here]Covered text goes here[/SPOILER] (without the . inbetween the S and P) I'll start it off first. If you're religious, I wouldn't recommend clicking on the spoiler. Don't chew me out. It's just a joke .

    What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
     
    It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
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    Ahh, good 'ol crude humor .

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    Not crude enough to make me smile.

    An irishman walks out of a bar.-

    A dyslexic walks in to a bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InferiorComplex View Post
    Not crude enough to make me smile.

    An irishman walks out of a bar.-

    A dyslexic walks in to a bra.
    I actually laughed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post


    I actually laughed.
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    What the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

    The pizza doesn't cry in the oven

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    Want to hear a clean joke?

    John had a bath with bubbles.

    Want to hear a dirty joke?

    Bubbles is a man.
    Oh hai der.

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    Knock knock.
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    No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
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    A mother and her young son were strolling through the park one Sunday afternoon when the boy spotted two birds mating.
    "What are they doing Mummy?" he asked.
    Embarrassed,his mother answered "Oh,theyr'e making sandwiches,dear.
    A few minutes later,the boy saw two dogs mating.
    "What are they doing,Mummy?"
    "Er, they're making sandwiches too,dear"
    That night he was in bed when he heard noises coming from his parents room.He called for his mother.Thinking something was wrong,she rushed straight into his room.
    "What is it?"she said.
    The boy replied:"You were making sandwiches."
    She blushed and said:"How can you tell?"
    "Because you've got mayonaisse all over your face."


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    You wanna hear a joke huh?
     
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    How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your father's cock tastes like blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    Want to hear a clean joke?

    John had a bath with bubbles.

    Want to hear a dirty joke?

    Bubbles is a man.
    Gay jokes? I mean, cum on guys..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Margherita View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
    I thought that was funnier than it should have been .

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    Quote Originally Posted by chickeninabiskit View Post
    I thought that was funnier than it should have been .
    Knock knock..
    Come in.

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