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    The world is burning..

    Let's masturbate!

    I don't think I've seen anything this weird in a loooooong time.

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    Holy mother of fuck. My mind just got raped.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    Synapses fray,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    What? I don't even...Screw it i give up on the human race.
    Last edited by BoxHead1080; 03-02-2013 at 09:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post
    First 8 seconds.. Don't want to go further

    Don't do it my friend, don't do it. ,
    "People living in substandard housing, who can't afford acrylic paint sets, they masturbate. The world is burning, let's masturbate".
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Well, atleast now we know that the people in the houses of parliament masturbate.
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    Just by reading the comments,, i don't wanna watch....must resist...


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    Don't watch if you're about to go to sleep, you'll get raped in your dreams
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miniboris View Post
    Don't watch if you're about to go to sleep, you'll get raped in your dreams
    SHIT IT'S 8:44PM AND IM BOUTS TO GO TO SLEEP .

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