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    I had a needle in my penis when I was younger after a major surgery. Seems he needed it to drain the blood from his penis, but I needed it because I couldn't manually pee. Hurt like hell when the pulled it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    I had a needle in my penis when I was younger after a major surgery. Seems he needed it to drain the blood from his penis, but I needed it because I couldn't manually pee. Hurt like hell when the pulled it out
    I would of cried for you
    WHY THE PENIS? THE MOST
    VITAL SPOT OF A MAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]emi God View Post

    I would of cried for you
    WHY THE PENIS? THE MOST
    VITAL SPOT OF A MAN
    I think you have confused the penis with the balls..
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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    I think you have confused the penis with the balls..
    Spot The in the same area

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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]emi God View Post

    Spot The in the same area
    but the penis doesnt have as many nerves as the testicles
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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]emi God View Post
    Also the toothpick was a toothpic printed on a piece of paper
    Paper cut in the urethra
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Paper cut in the urethra
    Lol we were talking about
    Toes

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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]emi God View Post
    Lol we were talking about
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    Still, paper cut in urethra
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]emi God View Post

    I would of cried for you
    WHY THE PENIS? THE MOST
    VITAL SPOT OF A MAN
    I said why.... because I wasn't able to pee.

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    Wtf is his penis doing in a stove





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Wtf is his penis doing in a stove
    His Gf was gonna give him oral through it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Wtf is his penis doing in a stove
    His GF was craving sausages
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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    His GF was craving sausages
    LMFAO! !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    You gey? Watching penises.
    I think he was watching it for the hot chinese chick in the video
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