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    Once You Go____ Jokes

    So @HuxJr and I were discussing stupid once you go jokes, and this is what we found:

    Once you go Asian, you'll never miss an equation.
    Once you go Black, your baby's on crack.
    Once you go Black, your family wont want you back.
    Once you go Black, you'll wonder where your welfare is at.
    Once you go black, the cops will attack.
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    Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.

    It doesn't even have to apply to race either.

    Once you go Queer, you'll stretch our your rear.
    Or. Once you go @Hux , all the dicks you will suck.


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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post
    So @HuxJr and I were discussing stupid once you go jokes, and this is what we found:

    Once you go Asian, you'll never miss an equation.
    Once you go Black, your baby's on crack.
    Once you go Black, your family wont want you back.
    Once you go Black, you'll wonder where your welfare is at.
    Once you go black, the cops will attack.
    Once you go white, a trailer's in sight.
    Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.

    It doesn't even have to apply to race either.

    Once you go Queer, you'll stretch our your rear.
    Or. Once you go @Hux , all the dicks you will suck.


    Post some more or I will anally rape you with a broad-sided shovel
    Where are all of mine ):

    Here are all of mine:
    "Once you go black, you never go back"
    "Once you go Mexican, you'll never have sex again"
    "Once you go Jew, nothing else will do."
    "Once you go Queer, you'll stretch our your rear"
    "Once you go Asian, you'll never miss an equation"
    "Once you go Black, your baby's on crack"
    "Once you go Black, your family wont want you back"
    "Once you go Black, you'll wonder where your welfare is at"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    Where are all of mine ):
    They're in there. Asians. Blacks on crack. Blacks on welfare.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    "Once you go Jew, a simple coin will do"

    could we get banned for racism?

    OT: But i found this really cool one a long time ago, its not a If you go_______ its just funny
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
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    Once you go white, you'll sparkle in the light.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post
    "Once you go Jew, a simple coin will do"

    could we get banned for racism?

    OT: But i found this really cool one a long time ago, its not a If you go_______ its just funny
    Had me dying lulz

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
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    Once you go black, a dick you won't lack.
    Once you go Brazilian, you're just a monkey minus one million.

    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    For all my fellow asians out there:
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
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    Once you go Jamaican, all the blunts you'll be baking.
    Once you go British, you'll brush your teeth but never finish.
    Once you go French, you'll be a lazy fuck and just sit on a bench.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
    Once you go threadstarter, you're a piece of shit.
    That dont make sense
    "Once you go Japanese, you'll be scared of Tsunamis"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
    Once you go threadstarter, you're a piece of shit.

    The irony of it, coming from the person who makes a thread on everything that happens in his life. So how did those ants, your mail, and your Windows Xp installation do? I am on the edge of my seat waiting for updates. Don't leave me in suspense any longer.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post

    The irony of it, coming from the person who makes a thread on everything that happens in his life. So how did those ants, your mail, and your Windows Xp installation do? I am on the edge of my seat waiting for updates. Don't leave me in suspense any longer.
    Well, the ants are mostly gone, the mail has not arrived and Windows installed without any problems.

    Never said I wasn't a piece of shit, so get off me

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