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    Bad start to a day

    So I go to school, no problem. When I get to school I finally realize there are like 5 ants on each of my legs, so I'm like wtf?

    I put my bookbag on the floor and get my homework out to work on. I look at the floor and there are about a dozen crawling on the floor.

    I knew shit just got serious. Carry my bag to the bathroom, and above the toilet I shake my bag vigorously. Ants by the dozen fall out. After shaking out about 150 ants I realize I should probably do the rest outside because the poor fellow to use the toilet next will be greeted by about a couple dozen ants all over the seat. I'm an asshole

    So I do the rest outside, killing about 50 more. Luckily I got almost all of them, with the occasional ant here or there.

    What the actual fuck.

    Ant infestation in my backpack.

    life sucks

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    Probably got some food in your backpack that they ran to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post
    Probably got some food in your backpack that they ran to.
    Yup....A banana

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    Boy. You sure do have a lot of problems with ants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Malto View Post
    Boy. You sure do have a lot of problems with ants.
    It seems ants like our house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post


    It seems ants like our house.
    I had a big ant problem when I lived in New Jersey, I know how you feel. They would always come through the windows, walls, felt like I was surrounded by them

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    Eat em, there good protene


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    how hot is in ur country ?

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    More ants? wow, get some like insecticide? :O
    or find the mound and KILL THEM.
    better hope they are sugar ants
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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post
    More ants? wow, get some like insecticide? :O
    or find the mound and KILL THEM.
    better hope they are sugar ants
    Pretty sure they are. They are only about as big as the tip of a pencil. like 1-2 mm

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    You need to take a shower and burn that backpack.

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