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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post


    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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    Funniest shit i have ever read.
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    it's a copypasta you fucking retard

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
    未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    No shit you fukn munk.


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    Seen this so many times and it wasn't funny once

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxedout View Post
    Seen this so many times and it wasn't funny once
    The fact that he said that to me had me laughing so hard.


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    This is the funniest shit i've ever seen

    Before you ask my why my main is banned, this is why:


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    He didn't even add to it, you're supposed to add to it, then paste it. Then the next person does the same. By the last rager the internet will spawn, it will be the work of Shakespeare.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post
    He didn't even add to it, you're supposed to add to it, then paste it. Then the next person does the same. By the last rager the internet will spawn, it will be the work of Shakespeare.
    Hes a dumbass 10 year old bro


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post


    Hes a dumbass 10 year old bro
    ​4k4k4k4k4k4k4
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post

    ​4k4k4k4k4k4k4
    Shhhhh


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post


    Shhhhh
    I ain't posting 'bout my upcoming 2k ban. I'm going to fly under the radar.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post
    Shhhhh
    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post
    I ain't posting 'bout my upcoming 2k ban. I'm going to fly under the radar.
    Lame-os .
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post

    I ain't posting 'bout my upcoming 2k ban. I'm going to fly under the radar.
    Good lad .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post

    I ain't posting 'bout my upcoming 2k ban. I'm going to fly under the radar.
    Because you frequent General I am going to stalk you and when you hit 2k I will make a thread for you

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