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    Man gets dildo stuck up his ass, has to go to hospital.

    Yeah, well this happened.
    Twitter User @GRAWly Says He Has A Dildo Stuck Up His Butt, Livetweets Hospital Trip (TWEETS)
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    must of been a hardcore dildo for it to get stuck

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
    未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    ​Surprised no one else has commented on this.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    LOL must have been trying hard.

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    Men are so professional when it comes to shoving dildo up your own ass.
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    Old and that was /ext who it happened to. He is fine, but still gay.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Old and that was /ext who it happened to. He is fine, but still gay.
    Dave stop, someone must have shoved it up for him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Old and that was /ext who it happened to. He is fine, but still gay.
    Thank god you're fine Dave I was worried.

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