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    School Dean = retard

    So my group of friends, there is this one girl who has a boyfriend. she gave the boyfriends phone number to all of us and we were just fucking around in school sending him text messages like:

    "wassup baby wanna feel good?"
    "My name is Chris Hanson and we are doing a show on adults that try to have sex with teenagers"
    "I wanna rub your hairy thighs baby"

    So either way, he kept responding like "who the fuck are you?" and we lolled.

    Turns out one of my friends was a piece of shit and decided to describe me in his text message responding to the "who the fuck are you?"

    He said "I'm in 4th period English Class with long hair, blue shoes and a blue sweatshirt."

    So while this is happening, the guy we are fucking with is trying to respond, and his teacher wants to takes up phone (he's in another class) He refuses (probably to save us lol), and gets sent to the School dean. He is forced to show the text messages, and the dean sees our "dirty" messages, along with my friend's fucking description of me.

    Then all of a sudden the 200 kilogram dean comes wobbling into the classroom, finds me (thanks to the description my friend wrote) and takes me to the office.

    I explain everything and our whole group got threatened with being suspended AND EVEN GETTING SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES.

    So i just say yeah yeah, sorry, I know sexual harassment is a bad thing blah blah blah and we all got detention for 4 hours on friday.

    Fucking fatass.

    tl;dr : almost got charged for sexual harassment, read the post for more details



    Last edited by Kallisti; 03-12-2013 at 12:10 AM.

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    ​That's a load of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingDot View Post
    Kids these days.
    I think you mean tweens

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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post


    I think you mean tweens
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    A lot of school administrators don't know how to take a joke, and overreact to the slightest thing.

    One time, a friend changed the color on Command Prompt to green, and started typing random stuff. Then the teacher comes by, and claims that he is hacking the school network or something. She sends him to the main office area, and he gets suspended for illegal activity.

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    tl;dr?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesterfield View Post
    tl;dr?
    i wrote a fucking tldr blindass

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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post


    i wrote a fucking tldr blindass
    ohhhhhhhhhhhh, damn it's 05:11am here, give me a break D:

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    Lol .
    I would of beat the shit out of him. The one who had your description. Also why post this now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunari View Post
    Lol .
    I would of beat the shit out of him. The one who had your description. Also why post this now?
    ​Its 2 PM in Japan.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inl,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunari View Post
    Lol .
    I would of beat the shit out of him. The one who had your description. Also why post this now?
    He's my friend and I am forgiving

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post

    ​Its 2 PM in Japan.
    And he was on his phone the whole time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunari View Post

    And he was on his phone the whole time?
    Story from friday

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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post


    Story from friday
    Oh, but why now?

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