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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post
    lmao, sorry but thats funny... pokemon is more important then a GF?

    dude.. i don't think your ready for a gf
    You obviously don't understand how rare a shiny pokemon is
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    That bitch interrupted a shiny pokemon catch.
    That's just sad man. Go talk to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaal Nathrakh View Post
    That bitch interrupted a shiny pokemon catch.
    That's just sad man. Go talk to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post


    You obviously don't understand how rare a shiny pokemon is
    Never played pokemon


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    Punched her for POKEMON? e_e

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyan View Post
    Punched her for POKEMON? e_e
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    Quote Originally Posted by CORNC0B View Post
    You dont deserve her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alejandro10 View Post
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    your so fucking gay BR


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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post
    So here we go

    My girlfriend and I were supposed to go to the movies yesterday, and while I was waiting for her to get her shit ready, I decided "Eh, might as well play some pokemon".

    So I'm playing my pokemon, and get into a random encounter.

    (For those not in the know, a shiny pokemon has a 1/1000 chance of appearing)

    I get into the battle, and while I'm awed that I fucking am going to catch a shiny pokemon, my girlfriend comes out of the bathroom. She stares at me and starts bitching how I never care about her and always am playing my video games. I'm still starstruck about the fucking SHINY POKEMON so I'm barely hearing what she says, and I'm just trying to catch it.

    She picks up my fucking Nintendo DS and throws it across the room

    I am like "何しやがる!!" or in English, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!".

    My DS is broken and my 1/1000 chance is gone.

    I am literally crying and flailing my arms as I chase after my DS, and I accidentally punch her in the mouth in the process. She storms out the room.

    How do I get her back? She hasn't talked to me since.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LopiiCar View Post

    she dumped you soooooo you might as well play your pokemon alone now
    not like i have a choice now

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