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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post


    not like i have a choice now
    cmon you will get over her.except if she put up a lot.then ur fucked
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    You're sure it wasn't a boyfriend?
    Also get PSP/PSP vita you poor cocksucking scumbag.

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    Maybe being straight isnt just ur thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
    You're sure it wasn't a boyfriend?
    Also get PSP/PSP vita you poor cocksucking scumbag.
    You act as if the DS is a bad handheld?

    Nope, not a boyfriend, but a girlfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post


    You act as if the DS is a bad handheld?

    Nope, not a boyfriend, but a girlfriend
    ok listen , what to do is :
    tell her to come to ur home when ur parents are not there
    do sex with her
    and you'll have ur GF back

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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post


    I SAID IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT!!
    Be calm. Don't get angry over anything with your loved ones. Just simply sort it out. Say you were over-reacting, it was an accident. Tell her you've moved away from Pokémon (you really should) and the only person you care about is her. Done and dusted.

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    tl;dr titles says you punched ur gf, but then you want to get her back.

    you're a douchebag




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    Fuck that bish, shiny pokemon, I never even seen one so make sure you really hurt her next time



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    Quote Originally Posted by VI View Post

    ok listen , what to do is :
    tell her to come to ur home when ur parents are not there
    do sex with her
    and you'll have ur GF back
    I take it you have never had a gf before.


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    lol nvm, read it wrong. uhm shiny pokemon.

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    It's simple, "move on". You don't her back. You replace her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post
    So here we go

    My girlfriend and I were supposed to go to the movies yesterday, and while I was waiting for her to get her shit ready, I decided "Eh, might as well play some pokemon".

    So I'm playing my pokemon, and get into a random encounter.

    (For those not in the know, a shiny pokemon has a 1/1000 chance of appearing)

    I get into the battle, and while I'm awed that I fucking am going to catch a shiny pokemon, my girlfriend comes out of the bathroom. She stares at me and starts bitching how I never care about her and always am playing my video games. I'm still starstruck about the fucking SHINY POKEMON so I'm barely hearing what she says, and I'm just trying to catch it.

    She picks up my fucking Nintendo DS and throws it across the room

    I am like "何しやがる!!" or in English, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!".

    My DS is broken and my 1/1000 chance is gone.

    I am literally crying and flailing my arms as I chase after my DS, and I accidentally punch her in the mouth in the process. She storms out the room.

    How do I get her back? She hasn't talked to me since.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post


    it was an accident nobody understands


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    Whatever you say
    Doesn't matter, YOU PUNCHED HER FOR POKEMON. Reality vs. a game.

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