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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post
    So here we go

    My girlfriend and I were supposed to go to the movies yesterday, and while I was waiting for her to get her shit ready, I decided "Eh, might as well play some pokemon".

    So I'm playing my pokemon, and get into a random encounter.

    (For those not in the know, a shiny pokemon has a 1/1000 chance of appearing)

    I get into the battle, and while I'm awed that I fucking am going to catch a shiny pokemon, my girlfriend comes out of the bathroom. She stares at me and starts bitching how I never care about her and always am playing my video games. I'm still starstruck about the fucking SHINY POKEMON so I'm barely hearing what she says, and I'm just trying to catch it.

    She picks up my fucking Nintendo DS and throws it across the room

    I am like "何しやがる!!" or in English, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!".

    My DS is broken and my 1/1000 chance is gone.

    I am literally crying and flailing my arms as I chase after my DS, and I accidentally punch her in the mouth in the process. She storms out the room.

    How do I get her back? She hasn't talked to me since.


     
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    she deserved to be punched in the mouth. She fucked with your pokemon, don't let no bitch fuck with your pokemon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post

    she deserved to be punched in the mouth. She fucked with your pokemon, don't let no bitch fuck with your pokemon.
    Thats talking boi.

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    I take it you have never had a gf before.
    yes. my old gf break up with me because i acted dirty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post

    she deserved to be punched in the mouth. She fucked with your pokemon, don't let no bitch fuck with your pokemon.
    Woah whats up with the 4,294,967,295 thanks?
    Also thats funny lol.

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    She fucked with your Pokemon. Get a new gf.
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    Seriously?
    You sit her down and explained how she fucked up.
    1) She kept you waiting.
    2) She bitched without permission. Directly at you no less.
    3) If she can keep you waiting, you can keep her waiting.
    4) If it is ok for her to touch your stuff aggressively, then expect a punch in the mouth.
    5) It is not ok to attack you. No break you stuff. She lucky you love her so much you only punched her on accident.
    6) Tell her to Fix the shit she broke and buy dinner to make up for it, or You will fuck all her friends, just CAUSE!

    Also grow a pair of balls.

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    Now you must choose. The shiny Pokemon, or your girlfriend.

    No, but seriously, even if you do tell her what really happened, she won't care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post
    So here we go

    My girlfriend and I were supposed to go to the movies yesterday, and while I was waiting for her to get her shit ready, I decided "Eh, might as well play some pokemon".

    So I'm playing my pokemon, and get into a random encounter.

    (For those not in the know, a shiny pokemon has a 1/1000 chance of appearing)

    I get into the battle, and while I'm awed that I fucking am going to catch a shiny pokemon, my girlfriend comes out of the bathroom. She stares at me and starts bitching how I never care about her and always am playing my video games. I'm still starstruck about the fucking SHINY POKEMON so I'm barely hearing what she says, and I'm just trying to catch it.

    She picks up my fucking Nintendo DS and throws it across the room

    I am like "何しやがる!!" or in English, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!".

    My DS is broken and my 1/1000 chance is gone.

    I am literally crying and flailing my arms as I chase after my DS, and I accidentally punch her in the mouth in the process. She storms out the room.

    How do I get her back? She hasn't talked to me since.


     
    Here's a pic for non believers

    Show her this thread
    You could always press Thanks



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    those Dses are cheap as fuck mang its old go to a pawn shop buy a new one and then grab your hand and wack off cause thats all your gonna get picks a video game over a girl then rages over somthing you could get again

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