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    Experience from my part time job

    So recently I've gotten a job as a Pizza delivery man. (I know, haha.)

    Either way, we got an order for a extra cheese and mushroom, and of course I had to drive it to these lazy ass fucker's house.

    Either way, I approached the door, and knocked on it. There was no response. I can't leave without the money so I stand there, knocking about every 30 second intervals. Finally this fucking lady opens the door and offers me to come inside.

    I have nothing better to do, so why the hell not?

    She says I can put the pizza down on the table and wait for her to call her family from upstairs.

    I didn't eat anything the whole day because I was running late for work so I couldn't have breakfast.

    And DAMN, before I knew it I was already picking up a slice.

    And boy, it was one of the best Pizzas i've eaten in my life.

    I penetrate to gooey cheese and i'm instantly transported to another zone. I literally moan in ecstasy as I go for the next bite. The mushrooms were so succulent and velvety that I feel like I am on the top of the world. And boy, the sauce was Delicious, making my mouth water as the spicy yet sweet sauce graced my tongue.

    So as I'm having my moment, this fucking bitch starts yelling and running downstairs saying what the fuck am I doing. I jet out of the house yelling that I don't need any cash. And in the end I ended up paying with my own cash..

    What A day

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    Diciprine, you rack it.

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    Man you shouldnt be Pizza delivery man.
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    L2notEatSomeone'sPizza

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    Was the bite worth the price?
    "It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us".

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    Maybe you should try working at mcdonalds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by s8n. View Post
    Was the bite worth the price?
    hell yes! It was only about 1500 yen so no problemo

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    Lucky you didn't get fired lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post


    hell yes! It was only about 1500 yen so no problemo
    Why didnt you eat one in the restaurant before then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CORNC0B View Post


    Why didnt you eat one in the restaurant before then?
    Because i was on the job

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    Haha cool story bro, now add more dragons n' shit please

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesterfield View Post
    Haha cool story bro, now add more dragons n' shit please
    What kind of fantasy world are you living in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post


    What kind of fantasy world are you living in?
    I'd say WoW... but, but is this real life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesterfield View Post


    I'd say WoW... but, but is this real life?
    yes ...

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    That really is dumb.
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