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    Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post
    I didn't wake up, it's real.
    PROOF OR GTFO

    (no i dont want proof but im saying i dont believe u at all)

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    One hella fucked up story is my mom left me when i was 4

    havnt seen her but she still has the urge to call me and tell me i love you i have alot of hate for her

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    Quote Originally Posted by fabz View Post
    One hella fucked up story is my mom left me when i was 4

    havnt seen her but she still has the urge to call me and tell me i love you i have alot of hate for her
    That's very general...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post
    Does it have to be bad? Okay well.....if it doesn't


    Girlfriend and I were at her house, in her room....and so was her friend, we were both spending the night. Her friend was on the phone and she turned off the lights. Girlfriend and I started getting intimate... started making out....i went down on her.. and then she went on me... i asked her if she wanted to 69 and she said she never has done it... keep in mind that I'm 17 and She's 15.. so she isn't experienced . We start to 69. Shes getting really really wet... and she gets really horny, as do I. I tell her to start riding me, but she says no, since we don't have a condom.. so i tell her please and she finally gives in.. and she starts riding me for about 25 minutes. and then i'm about to cum, so i pull out and cum in her mouth. and she swallows. all this by her friend still being in the room.
    if this actually happened ( i doubt it) i give you props haha
    that story was epic
    and this is kinda dumb but its got to a do with comps

    so my step bros little cuz was over and he was like ya i was watching porn on the comp last night. and im like ya were you beating it. and he was like nah i just watch it. and i was like what do you do with your boner than. and he was like i let it be. funniest shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by -XpliCitt- View Post
    Lets hear some of the crazy shit you MPGHeans have experienced in your life.




    I'll start it off with a little something that happened when I was 13.

    _____________________

    Sitting in my computer room, 2 a.m.
    I'm surprised by screams coming from my Dad's room. I figure it's nothing, maybe one of his girlfriend's kids got hurt or woke up in the middle of the night.

    I continue to surf the web, I'm then spooked by my Dad's bear-ass-naked girlfriend telling me to call the cops because his Ex-Girlfriend broke in.

    I figure it's not a big deal, so I get the phone and dial.
    I walk out into the hall, and see a shadow jolt out the front door.
    I figure she got scared and ran for it.

    While telling the cops everything I know, I approach my Dad to ask what happened. He's in the bathroom holding his neck, there's blood everywhere.

    What happened:
    Ex-Girlfriend broke in with a spare key she still had, took one of our butcher knifes, snuck into his room with a tiny flash light. Jumped on him and stabbed him 6 times. Twice in the neck, sliced his lip, twice in the chest and one in the arm.

    He survived, but was millimeters from piercing his lung and an artery in his neck.


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    What happend to your dad's ex?
    This Fire Burns
    Always.

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    I believe Cat- because unfortunately for me, when I was that age, I was the third person in the room when some douchebags around me got intimate -.'- Naturally, once I grew up into the pimp I am today, I had chances to do it back but the girls I pick are never slutty enough, tsk tsk. I think I have a few crazy stories to contribute to this thread but I'll have to think them out clearly first and post later. Good thread Xplicit.

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    Hahaha fo sho, but my gf and her friend are close. Her friend was the one who persuaded her to 69.


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    Toymaker be getting the pussy

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    Oh, on my 18th birthday, our alcohol buyer went to the bar and decided to come back with not just beer, but two girls. One being 25, experienced, but hot. The first thing I told her that night was to 'stfu hoe' when she criticized the way I made a bowl, as I was a pothead back then too. Later that night, her reply was muffled out by my cock in her mouth (respectively). And yes, I got to give her tittie intercourse, as well. That's my story. I guess woman like abuse. Fortunately, I'm good at it.
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    Toymaker you like the bdsm scene i see its all good

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    Protip: Girls who were bulimic give the best blow jobs as they don't have any gag reflexes.

    My girlfriend used to be bulimic


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    LOL WTF CAT- I'm still waiting for Kanna's reply. I see her viewing the thread and hope I didn't offend her femininity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toymaker View Post
    I believe Cat- because unfortunately for me, when I was that age, I was the third person in the room when some douchebags around me got intimate -.'- Naturally, once I grew up into the pimp I am today, I had chances to do it back but the girls I pick are never slutty enough, tsk tsk. I think I have a few crazy stories to contribute to this thread but I'll have to think them out clearly first and post later. Good thread Xplicit.
    Ohyah Toy, you know you pull emmm.

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    He does pull them hood, i've seen it in action.
    Last edited by CaT-; 06-25-2009 at 04:07 PM.


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    hood knows what i be getting
    and oh btw hood both man

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