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    Shit just got quite real

    So there is this girl who goes to my school, and we are pretty good friends.

    So pretty much we had nothing to do today, so all of a sudden I get a phone call from this girl and shes like
    "ねぇ、今日は暇だけどさ、一緒に遊ばない?" or in English "Hey, I got nothing to do today so wanna hang out?"

    I'm like I just got invited to somebody's house fuck yeah!

    So I'm pretty much riding my bike to her house (i've been there before as a group with my friends) and I park my bike outside.

    She welcomes me inside the house, but I notice it's pretty silent, so I ask...
    "あ、あの・・・家の人は?” "Uh, where are the people in your house" (basically where is your family, but that's literally translated from Japanese)

    She responds: "居ない" "Not here"

    I say "居ないのは見れば分かるけどさ、お出かけ中か?" "I can tell by looks that nobody's home, but are they out for something"

    and she just nods. Either way, We decide to go to a nearby cafe to have breakfast, and boy, it was delicious. I had some blueberry pancakes, yum. AND THEY WERE ONLY 800 YEN!!! (like 9 USD)

    So on the way back to her house, I'm like "何しようかな”, "What should we do?"
    She's like "家に戻りましょう。見せたいものがあるよ!” "Let's go back, I have something I want to show you"

    So we go back, and she leads me to her room.

    I go inside, and she starts saying some strange things.

    "ずっと前から、君の事が好きだったの。だから、ずっと傍に居て下さい。。。”
    or in English. "Ever since a long time ago I've liked you. So, please always stay by my side."

    She begins to lean on my Shoulder and My heart is racing like crazy, and somebody must have raised the thermostat because DAMN I was getting hot. My face got red and my hands were shaking. And boy did she smell beautiful.

    After about 20 seconds, I try to break the silence by saying "あの。。。” or "Uhmmm"

    She slowly gets off my shoulder and says "どうしたの?何其の顔?あたしみたいな人なんて、気持ち悪いんですよね。”
    or in English "What's wrong? What's with your face? People like me are just creepy, huh?"

    I instantly respond saying "そんな事無い!" or "That's not it!"

    and she politely asked me to leave, I insisted on staying, but she really wanted me to leave apparently.

    As I ride away on my bike, I look at her house to see her beginning to tear as she looks at me.

    wtf happened.
    whyyy

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
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    Bitches be crazy.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    Synapses fray,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
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    Bull shit. Either way if she sees your tiny rice dick she will leave



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post
    Bull shit. Either way if she sees your tiny rice dick she will leave
    Why should i be listening to a muslim about dick size?

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
    未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    Why should i be listening to a muslim about dick size?
    My dicks the BOMB.



    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



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    You act like 9 dollars for pancakes is a good deal. That shit is a rippp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post


    My dicks the BOMB.



    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    It explodes after one minute?
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post
    You act like 9 dollars for pancakes is a good deal. That shit is a rippp
    They were so good the taste made up for the price

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    It explodes after one minute?
    I timed it for 20. Its gonna blow



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post


    I timed it for 20. Its gonna blow
    Still weak. A pro holds out for at least 30.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    what do you think i am going to read all that shit no way fuck off cock suckerr!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Still weak. A pro holds out for at least 30.
    *Pornstar .



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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahmad View Post


    *Pornstar .
    Or a male prostitute.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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