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    You should totally hit that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    So a few days a family moved in the house across from mine in my neighborhood, and I got to meet them when they were moving in but I didn't meet the daughter.

    Yesterday after I came home from school in my car I was outside when the bus pulled up a little farther down the street, I was going to say hi to my friend Johnny when he walked by my house when I saw the girl also walking down the street so I waved down to Johnny and the girl waved back to me smiling and thinking I was waving to her, at first I couldn't tell if she was hot but as she walked closer she was really pretty in the face.

    So she starts walking past me and I checked her out and I didn't care that she knew I was checking her out. The verdict at the time was she was pretty. I tried to say hi to her but Johny was walking by at the same time and he replied before she could so she just walked home. Yesterday I was eating lunch with my friends in the cafeteria when I noticed her across the room. A few minutes I looked back across and noticed her looking my way, when I looked at her we made instant eye contact for a few seconds until she looked away.

    That is when I first gave any serious thought to the girl when she dressed up in more revealing clothes since the weather was pretty nice (Texas), she got up shortly after and was standing there and I started to undress her with my eyes as I was interrupted by my friends mentioning my name. That day she had a ride home by a girl I know named Ashley and she was right behind me as I drove home, when I pulled into my driveway I got out to go talk to her and I realized she was taking my new neighbor home.

    I walked across the street to talk to Ashley and I had a pretty typical conversation with her while the new girl smiled at me and said bye and then walked to her door and went inside. Today at lunch I was only about 10 people behind her in line if I'm not mistaken and I watched her as she got out of line and for about 2 seconds it seemed like she was looking for me, but I'll probably never know for sure if that's true or not. She went to a table with only a couple other people sitting there, it was still early in the lunch period so not many people had sat down yet.

    The people she was sitting with didn't look very sociable and I knew by the way she was looking around she was eager for attention so I decided I was going to sit with her. I went and sat down across from her on a rectangular table and I started a conversation with her. About 5 minutes into the conversation I had learned many things about her. Her name was trolled
    u make me read so much? nice trolling faggot
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    ​That was truly art.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​That was truly art.
    took me like 45 minutes of typing on a iPad to type all that bullshit up and make interesting enough to read until the most interesting part and i randomly end it with "trolled" haha
    thank you i take pride in my trolling

    ---------- Post added at 03:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:54 PM ----------

    it's hilarious because a bunch of people actually read the whole thing LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    took me like 45 minutes of typing on a iPad to type all that bullshit up and make interesting enough to read until the most interesting part and i randomly end it with "trolled" haha
    thank you i take pride in my trolling
    it's hilarious because a bunch of people actually read the whole thing LOL
    The thing is is that I turned it into a real story in my head
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    The thing is is that I turned it into a real story in my head
    lol perfect /troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    lol perfect /troll
    I deleted the name and changed it into a real one and created the rest in my hed
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    I deleted the name and changed it into a real one and created the rest in my hed
    Feel free to type up the rest and I'll c+p it on there. I just got too lazy to finish the story so I turned it into a troll attempt that went rather well I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    Feel free to type up the rest and I'll c+p it on there. I just got too lazy to finish the story so I turned it into a troll attempt that went rather well I think.
    Too late, deleted it from my brain after I finished it lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Too late, deleted it from my brain after I finished it lol
    ctrl+z (undo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    ctrl+z (undo)
    It was in temporary memory
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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