Poll: How do you piss?

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    How do you piss?

    So I was taking a piss, and I was pondering.
    How do people piss?
    The Push-Down
    Or The Grasp
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    A miasma,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
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    wat.












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    Not really having a set way of taking a piss.
    Sometimes forward, sometimes backwards and just sometimes I stand on my hands and piss in my mouth.

    But seriously, not having a set way.

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    inb4 "I pee sitting down"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    inb4 "I pee sitting down"
    why do people come into threads and do that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    inb4 "I pee sitting down"
    The best way, requires no aiming whatsoever and you can actually do other stuff while taking a piss.
    Such as lazy out and read a magazine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunari View Post
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