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    How do you wipe your ass after a shit?

    After seeing @Aborted thread thought I would make my own. So how do you wipe after a shit. My friend told me that he stands up to wipe and as a person that just leans to the side I was like WTF people do that. So do you lean or stand MPGH.
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    Stand, lol..
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    lol wtf ever people do not stand why would you stand? I would be scared that if I got up to wipe shit would fall out down my legs and in my under were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​What have I done?
    You spread your piss and your poop and now everyone is going ploop ploop.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Boss View Post


    You spread your piss and your poop and now everyone is going ploop ploop.
    ​That was a horrifying statement. Please, never say that again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​That was a horrifying statement. Please, never say that again.
    Although, your thread was somewhat funny, especially when @Arabian said "like a shotgun"


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    Who said I wipe my ass after taking a shit?

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    How the fuck do you wipe standing? These threads just show how stupid people are.

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    I squat on the toilet seat then I wipe.

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