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    What hand do you fap with?

    Adding my contribution of course

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    Oh my god, what have I created!?!?!
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Oh my god, what have I created!?!?!
    A ton of Spam.

    OT: None of the above.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
    Auto-fellatio
    Holy fuck.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Was it something I said that made this thread die?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
    Was it something I said that made this thread die?
    ​Yes. You've caused this.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Stop already... But it's right.

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    Anyone who's right-handed uses the right hand.
    Anyone who's left-handed uses the left hand.
    This is a useless thread. It'd just be easier to ask who's left or right handed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    Anyone who's right-handed uses the right hand.
    Anyone who's left-handed uses the left hand.
    This is a useless thread. It'd just be easier to ask who's left or right handed.
    I'm entirely right handed, but I use my left hand.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    I fap with my right foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    I'm entirely right handed, but I use my left hand.
    Well, I didn't mean every single person, but at least 98%. Some university did a study on it.

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    I fap with 6 hands, 3 girls.

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