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    Got sick from a book /no joke

    So i went to my nearest 本屋(Japanese book store) to get some books to read, because after all, reading makes you smarter.

    So I pick out a few books (second hand becuase they are cheap )

    So i ended up getting a few books for like only 500 yen, not even 6 dollars and I got 4 books, woohoo.

    I get home, and about 20 minutes later I have the worst rumbles in my stomach, I run to the bathroom as a fountain of liquid shit pours out.

    Sorry for such a gross description, but it's true. I felt terrible for the next hour. And I found the culprit too.

    I don't know what, but there must have been some nasty ass germs on that book, because I didn't eat for a while, and if it was food it wouldn't be so sudden.

    I have a feeling it was this son of a bitch


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    I honestly swear to God this guy just raped me. D:

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    What the hell. Must be a curse or somethin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KidoThe View Post
    I honestly swear to God this guy just raped me. D:
    wtf ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
    I have a feeling it was this son of a bitch
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    At least the book is really hooking and good, so it makes up for the disaster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
    So i went to my nearest 本屋(Japanese book store) to get some books to read, because after all, reading makes you smarter.

    So I pick out a few books (second hand becuase they are cheap )

    So i ended up getting a few books for like only 500 yen, not even 6 dollars and I got 4 books, woohoo.

    I get home, and about 20 minutes later I have the worst rumbles in my stomach, I run to the bathroom as a fountain of liquid shit pours out.

    Sorry for such a gross description, but it's true. I felt terrible for the next hour. And I found the culprit too.

    I don't know what, but there must have been some nasty ass germs on that book, because I didn't eat for a while, and if it was food it wouldn't be so sudden.

    I have a feeling it was this son of a bitch


    I can see your legs in that picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggles <3 View Post
    I can see your legs in that picture.
    yeah i was sitting with my knees up

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    So sexy.

    /msgtooshort.

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    eat dead rats for breakfast?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunari View Post
    Are you naked in a chair with a computer infront of you? Nothin...
    I'm wearing short pants and when my knees are up the go down a little.

    In that picture it showed like only 3 centimeters starting from my knee, so no i am not naked


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    Quote Originally Posted by MiHawK- View Post
    eat dead rats for breakfast?
    You're a funny one.

    I don't live in North Korea, so shut up please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post


    I'm wearing short pants and when my knees are up the go down a little.

    In that picture it showed like only 3 centimeters starting from my knee, so no i am not naked


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    You're a funny one.

    I don't live in North Korea, so shut up please.
    Oh and i think you mean shorts?

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