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    I slap my girlfriend 10mi ago

    shes going to police im 19 and shes 22 I think im fucked up R.I.P my iPhone 5 its fucking broken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post
    No one fucking cares faggot.
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    I hope you like dick. cus u gnna get raped

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