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    When you get accidental texts

    So my girlfriend texted me and was like "So you know how BlaBla(Some guy I've known for a long time) lost his virginity to me, a good part of the team found out (some sport team she's in)."
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    did this happen before you started dating?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    So my girlfriend texted me and was like "So you know how BlaBla(Some guy I've known for a long time) lost his virginity to me, a good part of the team found out (some sport team she's in)."
    Thoughts...
    I found out I was adopted through an accidental text
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    As long as that man did not lose his virginity yesterday....

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    i found out i was actually a girl through an accidental text

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    snap that bitches legs and feed her your cock.

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    Accidental texts are the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    So my girlfriend texted me and was like "So you know how BlaBla(Some guy I've known for a long time) lost his virginity to me, a good part of the team found out (some sport team she's in)."
    Thoughts...
    As long as she didn't cheat on you, the all coolios
    Unless she gets bullied or something, at which point you have to step in
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    If it was beforehand, it's all chill. But if she cheated on you. Fuck that bitch up.
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    text her dad what she said and when she gets mad say it was an "accidental text"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chickeninabiskit View Post
    I found out I was adopted through an accidental text
    I'm going to hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by vvumgaay View Post
    i found out i was actually a girl through an accidental text

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    Lol wut. How can she even tell that stuff o.o



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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post
    Lol wut. How can she even tell that stuff o.o
    he probably told her
    lol i dont have much feelings about it, it just bugs me that he lost his virginity to her, kinda weird. we were dating, she never cheated on me. i just wanted ppls thoughts on random shit like this. general is so boring its something to talk about

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