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    How to get someone say they want to masturbate. Works every time.

    Simply go up to some one and give them a piece of paper that says

    I won a math debate.
    Then tell them to say that out loud. Funny.


    Feel free to thank if it worked
    Last edited by Validate; 03-21-2013 at 07:05 AM.

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    I am a mass debater

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Wow. You are a comedic genius. You should write a memoir.
    I do offer tutorials for $500/min over skype.

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    Not only do they sound weird saying that, it also causes an instantaneous lisp.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    might aswell ask them if they want to say 'i want to masturbate' if youre gonna ask them to read something like that







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    I don't this like how but whenever I went to come there.

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    i sweat lots whilst math debating.
    my mom doesnt know i math debate.

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