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    Allen's Bowlcut

    Allen's bowlcut is the alpha and the omega. At the beginning of time, the bowlcut carved the oceans, it molded the sky, and shaped the earth with the power of the rounded hair.

    Imagine the power of Gohan's Super Saiyan 2 magnified by a thousand times, concentrated into the best marijuana, and then blazed up. Then you know the aura radiating from the head of our Lord and Savior, Allen.

    It formed two prime hair styles.

    Behold, good people of MPGH,

    Your Adam:


    And your Eve:




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    Skype - Bowlcut Simulator 2013: Allen Edition.
    I'm Alen on Steam. RIP Skype Friday nights.

    I'm Navi's lover <span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_64.png);background-position:2.5% 97.5%;background-size:4100%" title="hearts"></span></span>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alen View Post
    Skype - Bowlcut Simulator 2013: Allen Edition.
    Bowlcut Simulator 2012: Tony Edition



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    Thats good should try getting it published

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    Fucking Allen and his bowlcut.



    Ahmad, you're next.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    Fucking Allen and his bowlcut.



    Ahmad, you're next.


    colon i totally know



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    Fuck you. Kicked me out, and I don't have a Bowl Cut..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander Bubbles View Post
    Fuck you. Kicked me out, and I don't have a Bowl Cut..
    bowlcut faggots get no respect



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