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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    I have a set playlist of Isochtonic tones I listen to while I sleep. The last one plays five minutes before I usually get up, it's a fast pace LFO with a comb filter sweeping a saw tooth and square wave at a raising frequency starting at 100 Hz to 15 KHz. I also wake up about three times every night thanks to my fucking insomnia.

    I wake up, down a Casein/Whey combo protein shake, take my multi, shower and brush my teeth (yes, at the same time), shave, put my gauges in, gel my Mohawk back because I can't have it up for work and it's not long enough to tie off, brush my teeth with peroxide and baking soda, brush them with toothpaste again, get dressed, then speed to work because in five minutes behind schedule. Every day.
    Sounds like a pretty epic wake up routine. Your teeth must sparkle in the twilight.

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    That sausage looks like fried dick

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    Morning wood, duh




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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    Morning wood, duh
    I did not know females got morning wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    I did not know females got morning wood
    wai what? Can't hear you will all those cocks in your mouth




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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post

    wai what? Can't hear you will all those cocks in your mouth
    insult of a 12 year old

    I thought highly of you skane

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    I wake up with wood. It's not like I had a wet dream or anything like that, it's random how every single morning I wake up, my dick is always hard for some reason, and it dies down after like 2-3 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InReplay View Post
    I wake up with wood. It's not like I had a wet dream or anything like that, it's random how every single morning I wake up, my dick is always hard for some reason, and it dies down after like 2-3 minutes.
    Dreaming about sex = morning wood
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Since I have the next two months off from school I usually go to sleep around 5AM, and wake up around 1.
    - Get up out of bed
    - Turn on PS3
    - Go get a bowl of Special K, and maybe brush my teeth if I feel like it.
    - Ps3 already has my game loaded and I haz cereal.

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    I always wake up extremely wet.
    Then I masturbate to satisfy my needs and afterwards get ready to go wherever I need to be
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleurious View Post
    I always wake up extremely wet.
    Then I masturbate to satisfy my needs and afterwards get ready to go wherever I need to be
    God damn. That explains some things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    What's is your morning routine?

    Today I woke up to the slopping sounds of my gf's mouth sliding up and down on my penis. Pretty damn good alarm. Also went and got some bacon, sausages and tomatoes and had an awesome breakfast.

    Those sausages look like my turds.
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