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    Testicle Sounds

    My left testicle making like a crunching sound. Is it from ejaculating a'lot? It's weird makes a sound but it doesn't make my testicle hurt. It's not cancer, and also my left side of my hip hurts this happened to me on my right side but went away but no sound was coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Force View Post
    How does your testicles make a crunching sound? Man mine are hurting just thinking about it
    Feels like cord is cutting up in there. My left testicle I check that shit feels sore a bit when I exam it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allen˛ View Post
    Feels like cord is cutting up in there. My left testicle I check that shit feels sore a bit when I exam it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    You should probably get that shit checked out.
    Ill let it see if it gets better or the sound goes away. Just that sound is tripping me out. Is it possible that I haven't drank water since I had my surgery this week?

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