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    FML

    Fuck My Life

    I'm at the library because I don't have internet access at home. Fuck my life is fail.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

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    No I'm seriously at the library.
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    I told your brother to stop being a nigger and get you internet. He says as long as he doesn't get fired he will.

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    gagagaaaaaaag at the library. waw :@

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    i hate my library, they onyl give you 30 minutes. per day!! i had to freakn type a 600 work essay in 15 minutes, cause it was SLOW!

    but thats was when my comp was down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfonso951 View Post
    i hate my library, they onyl give you 30 minutes. per day!! i had to freakn type a 600 work essay in 15 minutes, cause it was SLOW!

    but thats was when my comp was down.
    What the fuck.

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    Someones desperate for internetttt.

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    steal wifi internet from neighbors or sumfin ;s

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    ya d00d, buy a wifi card for like 10 bux. >_>



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    LOL,
    When I Was Down I Took My Itouch And ran Down The Neighborhood By My Friends House At Like 9pm To Get Internet
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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    I told your brother to stop being a nigger and get you internet. He says as long as he doesn't get fired he will.
    Well his boss is a dumb bitch, she hired him while business was going down. I've sent out dozens of applications, no cigar. Fuck it I'll just buy one of those fake doctorates online and say I have Doctorate in Homeopathy.
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    -_- im in a hotel waiting for my aunt's funeral, its not FML quality but is boring as shit quality.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hispiforce View Post
    Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML
    I lol'd at that.

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