I told your brother to stop being a nigger and get you internet. He says as long as he doesn't get fired he will.
Well his boss is a dumb bitch, she hired him while business was going down. I've sent out dozens of applications, no cigar. Fuck it I'll just buy one of those fake doctorates online and say I have Doctorate in Homeopathy.
"We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot