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    Quote Originally Posted by onetwo View Post
    boring as fuck really
    Really? How about you describe your experience. Or perhaps you're a 12 year old trying to act all cool. Otherwise you must be really shit in bed to find it boring.

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    This is what some people need, eh Doc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetwo View Post
    Oh? SO you like talking to 12 yr olds about sex? That is really sad for you pedobear.
    Why are you on this thread if you can't handle it? Just by that one comment, I can tell you actually are a 12 year old boy looking for fame on the internet. Pedobear? Do you have a lifee other than internet memes? There are actual pedo's out there looking for 11 year olds such as your self mate. I'm gay, so yeah, you can't penalize me on sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Dat lateral thrusting.
    Last time I tried that shit the chick rolled back and almost broke my fucking dick.

    Fun story for you doc. Second time I had sex my girlfriend at the time she was on top, and we were fucking for about an hour with her on top. Well she decides to ask me mod thrust "have you ever seen the movie teeth?". I fucking threw her off so fast she hit the wall and was like "THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT".

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    Does gay sex fit into the category of losing your virginity? IF so, the position I had my boyfriend was that I was the one fucking, because his penis was a bit too small for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobi_Madara View Post
    Does gay sex fit into the category of losing your virginity? IF so, the position I had my boyfriend was that I was the one fucking, because his penis was a bit too small for me.
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    @Aborted - I lost my virginity to John(my bf) approximetly 1 year ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetwo View Post
    Oh? SO you like talking to 12 yr olds about sex? That is really sad for you pedobear.
    you should stop calling people a pedo because you don't probably know what the word means.
    Besides, you called me one yet I am a girl? OH WOW please just get off this site you 8 year old little boy


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    Quote Originally Posted by onetwo View Post
    this iste is creepy so many pedos
    I am just going to start reporting your post. Simple as that


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post

    Last time I tried that shit the chick rolled back and almost broke my fucking dick.

    Fun story for you doc. Second time I had sex my girlfriend at the time she was on top, and we were fucking for about an hour with her on top. Well she decides to ask me mod thrust "have you ever seen the movie teeth?". I fucking threw her off so fast she hit the wall and was like "THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT".
    Oh my god, if Teeth is ever brought up during sex I would probably die a little inside.



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    Quote Originally Posted by onetwo View Post
    what about pedo sex you creepy pedos
    He's talking to the more mature and adult people here on MPGH that have had experience not 10 year old brats on who fap to COD characters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetwo View Post
    Oh? SO you like talking to 12 yr olds about sex? That is really sad for you pedobear.
    You're the one in my thread. Cry more.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post

    Last time I tried that shit the chick rolled back and almost broke my fucking dick.

    Fun story for you doc. Second time I had sex my girlfriend at the time she was on top, and we were fucking for about an hour with her on top. Well she decides to ask me mod thrust "have you ever seen the movie teeth?". I fucking threw her off so fast she hit the wall and was like "THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT".
    Fuck that shit man. Fuck her for messing with your mind like that. Stuff of nightmares.

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    Sex is unnecessary for anything other than reproduction. - The sad part is that I'm actually starting to believe that. I believe people enjoy the pleasure of the real thing over self stimulation. I haven't discussed sex with my boyfriend as of yet, I'm fairly certain that he's noticed the lack of conversation on the subject. I'm not interested in him for sexual reasons, his personality holds the majority of what I found attractive. We also haven't been dating for much longer than two months, I'm not a dime store whore. Yay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magisterium View Post
    Sex is unnecessary for anything other than reproduction. - The sad part is that I'm actually starting to believe that. I believe people enjoy the pleasure of the real thing over self stimulation. Yay.
    Of course it's unnecessary but so is going on the internet, watching tv, getting a job, or even interacting with other people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Of course it's unnecessary but so is going on the internet, watching tv, getting a job, or even interacting with other people.
    Catatonic nigga 4 lyfe

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    Im not sure if I could do that.

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