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    Why me, and why today?!

    Why did this have to happen today, of all days possible?

    I managed to break my leg. And guess what...
    It was because my little brother made a joke, said my grandmother had fell on the ice, and I had to hurry. (So I could help)

    But guess what, he put soap on the stairs. (With some ice on it, since it's freaking cold here in Norway)
    And I fell... He just laughed really hard. Then my grandmother came and got mad... And we went to the hospital.


    What a great "day"... Suppose I have to stay in bed or something until I get well. And school starts soon to so.
    Fu** me



















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    It's because you're fat
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    I would beat the living shit out of your brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JutieAsianSheepFucker View Post
    It's because you're fat
    I know, you didn't have to inform everyone about that...
    It hurts, fu** ya Thunder!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by HyperSynC_ View Post
    I would beat the living shit out of your brother.
    Well, it's hard with only 1 leg...
    Else I would kick him out of my room :|

     
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    Happy 1.st of April to you aswell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post
    Happy 1.st of April to you aswell.
    Thanks... But with a broken leg. It's hard to be happy

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorndel View Post
    Well, it's hard with only 1 leg...
    Else I would kick him out of my room :|
    Just wait until he goes to sleep, Then avenge you're pain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reload13 View Post
    When you get better beat the living shit out of your little brother.
    Good Idea, I should do so...
    If it wasn't for school starting soon

    (Then he go back to his parents, and I live with grandparents )
    [I think you get why ]

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazmark View Post
    You should have killed your little annoying bro.
    As I said above, it's a reason to why we don't live together


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    I know, he is really annoying.

     
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