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    The internet was better before you joined it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    The internet was better before you joined it.
    Can't really join the internet considering it's not a service.

    That's like saying I joined the highway.

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    Can't really join the internet considering it's not a service.

    That's like saying I joined the highway.
    You entered the highway, along with other drivers completing the same task. Therefore you joined the highway. The same principle applies to the internet.
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    Fuck facebook, Google+, and youtube. (Youtube w/o updates where better) I want the internet to go back in time. (NOT THE TECHNOLOGY OR GAMES, THOSE SHITS ARE AWESOME)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    You entered the highway, along with other drivers completing the same task. Therefore you joined the highway. The same principle applies to the internet.
    There is no task on the internet though

    Not feeling like arguing about a definition though so I'll let you win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    There is no task on the internet though

    Not feeling like arguing about a definition though so I'll let you win
    The end goal of the internet is to completely waste your life away. We are both doing so, very well actually.
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunari View Post
    Fuck facebook, Google+, and youtube. (Youtube w/o updates where better) I want the internet to go back in time. (NOT THE TECHNOLOGY OR GAMES, THOSE SHITS ARE AWESOME)
    I actually wouldn't mind going back to 2006 with Windows XP and Vista.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    I have yet to see one non-condescending post from you
    .. Because they don't fucking exist. Love you too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magisterium View Post
    .. Because they don't fucking exist. Love you too.
    Love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magisterium View Post
    .. Because they don't fucking exist. Love you too.
    You're one of the few people on this site, who actually seems to be MORE of an asshole than I am. Hope you're happy with yourself you British fuckpuddle.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    Love you.
    If you trace back to my original account you'd find that I was actually a somewhat more tolerable form of snarky. Meh - I don't come around here to be nice, I come to blow off steam and speak my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmypig1 View Post
    social networks are the gays, MSN - best times
    I wonder how long it took you to become so incompetent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmypig1 View Post
    social networks are the gays, MSN - best times

    The grammar in that sentence was fucking incredible. I'm not even being sarcastic, I applaud your skills.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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